Book Of Things Better Than Boobs

The Holidays are coming and you don’t know what to buy your friends? The ordinary presents are lame? Well, here’s something a little bit extraordinary for you – A Book Of Things Better Than Boobs, by Clint Thrust.

Yeah, you heard it right, it’s a whole book of things that are, supposedly, better than boobs. Pretty interesting, right? Think of something that you think is better than the glorious boobs and it’s probably already in that book. Go on, we dare you, we double dare you! Nothing, huh? Well, that is exactly what’s in this book – one pile of nothing. It’s only logical because there is nothing better than boobs in the known universe.

This brilliant book has 142 blank pages, and its dimensions are 6 x 0.3 x 9 inches.

This masterpiece of a book has 142 pages, and its dimensions are 6 x 0.3 x 9 inches. It’s a perfect gag gift for your friends or even yourself because this thing on your bookshelf is always going to be a great conversation starter at parties. Or you can just keep it on your coffee table and observe to see if your friends are getting uncomfortable. Someone will eventually give in and the blank pages will put a smile on his or hers face.

All in all, Christmas is coming and this is the right time to make someone smile. And who knows, the pages are blank so if you find something that is actually better than boobs, you can just write it down. But we seriously doubt that you will find something like that.

Get it from Amazon here.